little johnny...

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by season (the invisible soul) on Monday, 23-May-2005 6:28:13

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was
at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss then he helped her
take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........" At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is
such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight. "At the dinner
table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane
a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing
that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."


Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt

Post 2 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 23-May-2005 11:56:48

Wow intristing kind sick thow!

Post 3 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 23-May-2005 22:44:40

oh man, that's fucking sick.

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 26-May-2005 11:31:23

nasty!

Post 5 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 30-May-2005 12:12:43

Yes, i agree, very nasty but funny.